{"id":4961,"date":"2025-07-06T08:09:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-06T05:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/?p=4961"},"modified":"2025-07-06T08:09:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T05:09:41","slug":"stoned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/index.php\/2025\/07\/06\/stoned\/","title":{"rendered":"Stoned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"403\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ieri diminea\u021b\u0103, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 adic\u0103, \u00een jur de ora cinci, am fost trezit de fojg\u0103iala entuziast\u0103 a lui Gheru\u021b\u0103, care a reu\u0219it cumva s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o insect\u0103 anorexic\u0103 pe podea \u0219i care i-a erectat toate instinctele de v\u00e2n\u0103tor castrat \u0219i nemilos, neie\u0219it de peste cinci ani din cas\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"573\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dragi entomofili, dac\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi ce soart\u0103 a avut mica vietate, trebuie s\u0103 fiu sincer cu voi \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 m\u0103rturisesc c\u0103 toat\u0103 cursa aia a avut un final nasol pentru ea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"717\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A m\u00e2ncat-o Gheru\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103, s-a dus la f\u00e2nt\u00e2na aia a lui \u0219i a b\u0103ut apa filtrat\u0103 cu nesa\u021b. Probabil, v\u00e2nata a dat din craci p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ultima clip\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"978\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Odat\u0103 trezit, m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00een parc, s\u0103 fac ceva sport de mo\u0219i, \u00een comuniune deplin\u0103 cu natura, dar imediat m-a luat de la genunchi o lene adventist\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am abandonat f\u0103r\u0103 nicio remu\u0219care ini\u021biativa, arunc\u00e2nd printre din\u021bi un d\u00e2rz: \u201eM\u0103 duc m\u00e2ine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1113\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dup\u0103 un du\u0219 rece \u0219i un espresso aromat, m-au ajuns remu\u0219c\u0103rile abandonului din urm\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am decis c\u0103 ceva mi\u0219care chiar nu stric\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1382\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M\u0103cinat de ru\u0219ine, am pus prosop, ap\u0103, benzile de cauciuc, pedalat temeinic p\u00e2n\u0103 la parc, \u00eenc\u0103lzire, apoi urcat viguros sc\u0103ri, tras de cauciucuri la fel de viguros, ceva box cu umbra&#8230; Dup\u0103 45 de minute, eram la fel de plin de acid lactic ca suverani\u0219tii de prostie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1568\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">B\u0103i, \u0219i cum st\u0103team eu \u0219i m\u0103 hidratam alene pe la jum\u0103tatea sc\u0103rilor, obosit, dar mul\u021bumit, au ap\u0103rut dou\u0103 cet\u0103\u021bence. Una, la peste 50 de ani, cealalt\u0103, pe la jum\u0103tatea v\u00e2rstei primei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1570\" data-end=\"1739\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ce aveau \u00een comun cele dou\u0103 z\u00e2ne, \u00een afara \u201eadida\u0219ilor\u201d Hoka, pantalonilor scur\u021bi model \u201ejuma\u2019 de buc\u0103\u201d \u0219i buzelor supradimensionate, bot de ra\u021b\u0103? C\u0103 erau mam\u0103 \u0219i fiic\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1848\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Asta am aflat-o c\u00e2nd le-am v\u0103zut venind, vorbind aprins, \u0219i am oprit c\u0103\u0219tile, c\u0103 doar nu eram prost s\u0103 nu ascult ce spuneau.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"2039\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">B\u0103b\u0103e\u021bi\u0219ifete, din discu\u021bia pe care am ascultat-o f\u0103r\u0103 pic de jen\u0103, alea dou\u0103 veniser\u0103 \u00een parc, la ora aia matinal\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cate \u00een \u021binut\u0103 de pornosport, ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 poze la cur, ca s\u0103 le pun\u0103, cred, pe Insta, nu s\u0103 fac\u0103 sport.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2196\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Deci aia mic\u0103 se suia pe sc\u0103ri, iar b\u0103tr\u00e2na, adic\u0103 m\u0103-sa, \u00eei f\u0103cea poze de jos, la cur. \u0218i tot b\u0103tr\u00e2na \u00eei d\u0103dea indica\u021bii: s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103, cum s\u0103 stea&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2198\" data-end=\"2365\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Apoi, ca s\u0103 fie cu fair-play familial, au f\u0103cut schimb: m\u0103-sa s-a pus pe urcat sc\u0103ri, iar a mic\u0103 \u00eei imortaliza, de jos, fesierii de un tonus jalnic ai celei care i-a dat via\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2449\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pentru c\u0103 simt \u00eentrebarea fiec\u0103ruia dintre voi, b\u0103i, m\u0103car era ceva de capul lor?<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2601\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Din nefericire pentru mine, nu. A fost un spectacol grotesc, cu buci l\u0103sate \u0219i tremur\u00e2nde, cu buze de un kil bucata \u0219i o ton\u0103 de prostie \u0219i nesim\u021bire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2601\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Am v\u0103zut din ce \u00een ce mai des p\u0103rin\u021bi care se implic\u0103 \u00een f\u0103cutul de fotografii propriilor odrasle care pozeaz\u0103 de multe ori destul de lasciv. De ce dracu ai permite asta ca p\u0103rinte?<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2601\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Bag\u0103 curu&#8217; mai \u00een spate, mam\u0103, buzele, ce \u021bi-am zis eu de buze, \u021buguiate, c\u00e2t po\u021bi tu de mult, poate g\u0103se\u0219ti unu care s\u0103 ne scoat\u0103 din s\u0103r\u0103cie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2601\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Cele dou\u0103 minunate dup\u0103 ce terminat sesiunea foto, s-au c\u0103rat tremur\u00e2nd din toate componentele p\u00e2na la suv-ul german de clas\u0103 superioar\u0103, parcat lipit de bariera care opre\u0219te intrarea ma\u0219inilor \u00een parc, s-au r\u0103sturnat \u00een el \u0219i au p\u0103r\u0103sit \u00een tromb\u0103 zona.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2715\" data-end=\"2898\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri diminea\u021b\u0103, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 adic\u0103, \u00een jur de ora cinci, am fost trezit de fojg\u0103iala entuziast\u0103 a lui Gheru\u021b\u0103, care a reu\u0219it cumva s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o insect\u0103 anorexic\u0103 pe podea \u0219i care i-a erectat toate instinctele de v\u00e2n\u0103tor castrat \u0219i nemilos, neie\u0219it de peste cinci ani din cas\u0103. Dragi entomofili, dac\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi ce soart\u0103 a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4962,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Stoned - Lista lui Edelweiss<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/index.php\/2025\/07\/06\/stoned\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Stoned - Lista lui Edelweiss\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ieri diminea\u021b\u0103, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 adic\u0103, \u00een jur de ora cinci, am fost trezit de fojg\u0103iala entuziast\u0103 a lui Gheru\u021b\u0103, care a reu\u0219it cumva s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o insect\u0103 anorexic\u0103 pe podea \u0219i care i-a erectat toate instinctele de v\u00e2n\u0103tor castrat \u0219i nemilos, neie\u0219it de peste cinci ani din cas\u0103. 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