{"id":276,"date":"2024-08-20T09:33:28","date_gmt":"2024-08-20T06:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/?p=276"},"modified":"2024-08-20T09:40:56","modified_gmt":"2024-08-20T06:40:56","slug":"im-so-fucking-calm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/index.php\/2024\/08\/20\/im-so-fucking-calm\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so fucking calm!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nu este niciun secret, c\u0103 noi, b\u0103rba\u021bii, atunci c\u00e2nd clipele disperate o cer, nu ezit\u0103m s\u0103 atac\u0103m la baionet\u0103, \u0219tiind dinainte c\u0103 \u0219ansele de a \u00eenvinge sunt practic nule, un inamic superior numeric, doar ca familiile noastre s\u0103 aib\u0103 timpul necesar de a se pune la ad\u0103post. Istoria este plin\u0103 de asemenea ac\u021biuni, eroice le catalogheaz\u0103 unii, inutile, al\u021bii.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00cen acela\u0219i timp, nu avem nici o problem\u0103 s\u0103 perform\u0103m magnific, undeva la limita nominaliz\u0103rii la Oscar, atunci c\u00e2nd vine peste noi o durere de cap, \u0219ale sau o r\u0103ceal\u0103. Un cor de bocitoare nu poate egala un b\u0103rbat care are frisoane de la grip\u0103. Este scris \u00een Cartea B\u0103rba\u021bilor, c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd termometrul indic\u0103 38.5 grade, moartea este aproape. \u0218i singura solu\u021bie care te poate sc\u0103pa de ea este s\u0103 te vai\u021bi. Sf\u00e2\u0219ietor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Am pus \u00een scen\u0103 aceast\u0103 mic\u0103 introducere pentru a v\u0103 relata, pe scurt, o experien\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103. Ieri, datorit\u0103 unor episoade de hipertensiune, repetate, m-am programat la un cardiolag. Care a decis c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eemi monteze un holter, pentru monitorizare, ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 o idee mai clar\u0103 despre ce \u0219i cum. \u00cen ap\u0103rarea mea, trebuie s\u0103 precizez, c\u0103 sunt first time holter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Istoricul medical din familia mea este populat cu destui neni care au decis, la v\u00e2rste nu foarte \u00eenainte, s\u0103 se trag\u0103, brusc, din priz\u0103. Femeile din familie au atins, \u00een general, v\u00e2rste venerabile.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Nu m\u0103 ajut\u0103 nici faptul c\u0103 sunt un coleric incurabil. A\u0219a cum spune, pu\u021bin mai celebrul Bill Burr, \u0219i eu sunt tot timpul cam la un 30-40%, enervat, ca s\u0103 ating sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 levelul cu spume, nu am nevoie de secunde, frac\u021biunile de secund\u0103 sunt exact ce trebuie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dup\u0103 ce asistenta, frumoas\u0103 fat\u0103, cred c\u0103 le bag\u0103 la \u00eenaintare pe alea mai bunoace, s\u0103 nu te superi pe ele, mi-a montat mizeria de holter, a urmat instructajul cu, nu ai voie s\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nu ai voie s\u0103 te speli pe tors, s\u0103 dormi pe partea dreapt\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eel dai jos, s\u0103 ape\u0219i pe butoane. Aaa, \u0219i s\u0103 nu v\u0103 speria\u021bi, c\u0103 ziua din 15 \u00een 15 minute, noaptea din 30 \u00een 30, se umfl\u0103, destul de tare, banda aia de pe bra\u021bul drept.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M-am uitat \u00een ochii ei c\u0103prui \u0219i i-am \u0219optit, tragic \u0219i demn, nu mai bine m\u0103 omor\u00e2\u021bi direct, ca s\u0103 nu mai trec prin toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 golgot\u0103? B\u0103i, este bine c\u0103 a r\u00e2s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nu cred c\u0103 am reu\u0219it vreodat\u0103, performan\u021ba s\u0103 m\u0103 enervez timp de 24 de ore, f\u0103r\u0103 timpi mor\u021bi, cum a reu\u0219it s\u0103 o fac\u0103 holterul vie\u021bii. M-am enervat c\u0103 am fost nevoit s\u0103 dorm pe spate \u0219i pe partea st\u00e2ng\u0103, pentru mine nu exist\u0103 ca p\u0103r\u021bile astea s\u0103 fie folosite pentru somn. \u00cen timpul nop\u021bii, din 30 \u00een 30 de minute, l-am cronometrat pe nemernic, s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 m\u0103 trage \u00een piept, se umfla aia de pe bra\u021b, \u0219i m\u0103 trezeam efectiv cu spume la gur\u0103 de nervi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u0218i ca s\u0103 fie o dimineat\u0103 minunat\u0103, dup\u0103 o noapte fabuloas\u0103, racordul de la chiuveta din buc\u0103tarie s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 \u00eemi este necesar un plus de zen, \u0219i s-a spart pu\u021bin. M-am enervat regulamentar dar am \u0219i schimbat. Am \u00eenlocuit racordul, cu holterul prins de chinga aia, cu furtunul care \u00eemi at\u00e2rna pe spate, cu aia care se umfla din 15 \u00een 15 minute, c\u0103 de, se f\u0103cuse ziu\u0103. Cred c\u0103 am reu\u0219it performan\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eenjur coerent \u00een sumerian\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Termin r\u00e2ndurile astea, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 fac du\u0219 cu \u0219erve\u021bele umede, o s\u0103 \u00eenjur tot timpul, o s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 via\u021ba este t\u00e2rf, \u0219i zbor la cabinet s\u0103 \u00eemi dea cutia aia jos de pe mine. Haidipa!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vecteezy.com\/photo\/24890584-furious-man-screams-in-pain-clenching-teeth-with-aggression-generated-by-ai\">Sursa foto.<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu este niciun secret, c\u0103 noi, b\u0103rba\u021bii, atunci c\u00e2nd clipele disperate o cer, nu ezit\u0103m s\u0103 atac\u0103m la baionet\u0103, \u0219tiind dinainte c\u0103 \u0219ansele de a \u00eenvinge sunt practic nule, un inamic superior numeric, doar ca familiile noastre s\u0103 aib\u0103 timpul necesar de a se pune la ad\u0103post. Istoria este plin\u0103 de asemenea ac\u021biuni, eroice le&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>I&#039;m so fucking calm!!! - Lista lui Edelweiss<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/listaluiedelweiss.ro\/index.php\/2024\/08\/20\/im-so-fucking-calm\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I&#039;m so fucking calm!!! - Lista lui Edelweiss\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nu este niciun secret, c\u0103 noi, b\u0103rba\u021bii, atunci c\u00e2nd clipele disperate o cer, nu ezit\u0103m s\u0103 atac\u0103m la baionet\u0103, \u0219tiind dinainte c\u0103 \u0219ansele de a \u00eenvinge sunt practic nule, un inamic superior numeric, doar ca familiile noastre s\u0103 aib\u0103 timpul necesar de a se pune la ad\u0103post. 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